Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Lil bit confused

So I turn on the boob tube like at 4 in the morning and my choices are sports, the News (does Fox news really count?) and lastly Seasame Street. To me, four o'clock in the morning isn't a good time for sports,no time is a good time unless your playing, so me not watching sports was a given. I'm still confused why Seasame Street comes on so flippin early in the morning. Seriously what kids are up that early?! So I settled in watching the news, and it just frusterated the crap out of me.

So Hussein was hung, now every wing-nut with an opinion wants to get on the news and share their's. How about lets not. What makes it worse is that when they get on it becomes a debate, and not just a debate, but a heated one. This isn't news by the way, it's a bad episode of Ally McBeal. They start talking over each other and then making crude comments toward each other. Do they not know its 4am and they aren't going mto make a difference. Arguing and bitching on the airwaves gets you no where and gets nothing accomplished. Obviously hanging people gets things accomplished and moving, this last hanging (Saddam's)is the talk of the town. Hats off to the new Iraq government, they managed to do something in less than a couple of months that takes the United States 30 years to do. With all the red tape and appeals you cant get anything done, all that ends up happening is you have people get on the news arguing about it.

Not only that, but on New Years I saw a whole bunch of reporters in time square with a little table set up with champagne and crap on it. They opened it and were about to take a drink when one of the news anchors said " whoa now, you cant drink that on air, its not allowed". WTF!!!! America is too soft, quit worrying about offending someone and pissing people off. Seriously America, grow some balls!

If this continues Christmas and New Years will not be what they once were. Were not really suppose to call it Christmas now-a-days, you might pull a Mel Gibson and offend the Jews. Its now called Holidays, for example instead of Merry Christmas, which use to be a blanket statement, its now Happy Holidays. When you use to say Merry Christmas and you said it to a Jew, they knew what you meant, they just took Christmas and applied it to their Holiday. Santa is going to go skinny, because having a fat Santa promotes obesity in children, and we shoulnt leave him cookies anymore, instead we should leave him soy products with carrot juice to wash it down with. Nativity Scenes will undergo a change, animal right's activist prob will make America get rid of all the animals, its wrong to leave animals out in the cold (yes even plastic ones). Baby Jesus is going to go away based on the fact of child neglect on count of he didnt recieve proper medical treatment when he was born, and his parents are making him sleep outside in straw. So that means Mary and Joseph will have to be locked away when Baby Jesus is with CPS. Ok not really but you see where I'm going with this. America is too soft a country, and you better shape up before I come back, or Im going to be offending a lot of people.